Boring celebs losing interest in Middle America

by Dirty Mahesh

I recently interviewed a number of “Middle America” concerning their thoughts about celebrities. What I learned is contained in this report. What I learned might concern you. I don’t think it will disturb you. If you’re a celeb, you should pay close attention to what the average person is saying:

Tom, 28, Carpenter. St Paul Minnesota. “I think they suck. Living in their fancy ass houses. They can kiss my poor ass.”

Lequeshia Johnson, 36. Detroit, Michigan. “You ain’t never see no celeb in my cot-damn neighborhood”.

Sharon Milfton, 44. Escort. Chicago, Illinois. “I’d fuck Brad Pitt for free, but the rest of the celebs would have to pay regular price.”

So there you have it: we at Webtechin Celebrity Blog decided to find out what Middle America really thought of our Nation’s Stars.  Turns out the reactions were mixed.  Some of the people we interviewed would have sex with certain celebrities for free, but others weren’t so favorable.  We plan on conducting a larger nationwide study this Fall.  If you have any celebrity perceptions you’d like to talk about, feel free to post’em up.

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